Preparing for her 2016 presidential run

There is one thing that Hillary Clinton desires more than life itself, and that is to be the president of the United States of America. At any cost.

hillary-clinton-memoirs-will-reveal-lesbian-life-2014-run-for-president-2016She has endured decades in the shadows of her philandering husband Bill Clinton, endured the Monica Lewinsky humiliation, and has endured being Obama’s errand boy.

So given all that, what one thing in our recently homosexually-charged nation could propel her to the top of the ticket? An admission that she is a lesbian. The queer-crazy Liberal left would canonize her and erect statues in her honor. And at the very least, they would vote her right into the Oval Office.

And it could make all of the Benghazi coverup accusations just melt away, because if she is a lesbian then anything said against her is really “hate speech”. Obama has played this card as applied to his 50% African American heritage to great success.

This is a close to a sure thing as there is in the clandestine, incestual world of Washington, and Hillary knows it. Will it happen? Wait and see…

From New York Magazine: Hillary Clinton’s upcoming memoir is going to be an absolute doozy, according to the National Enquirer. A “family insider” says that the former secretary of State will “admit that she’s bisexual and has had lesbian relationships” and reveal that “a veterinarian who treated the family cat Socks at the White House stumbled upon her locked in a steamy embrace with a woman.”

The National Enquirer was right about the John Edwards story, so this is probably true, also! source – NY Magazine