It may sound like the makings of a bad science fiction movie: A company that harvests human tissue to make meat products such as salami. But a new start-up called BiteLabs is claiming to want to make human test-tube meat a reality. And they want to use celebrities to do it.
If you were thinking that there would come a time when man in all his self-perceived glory would finally outsmart that ‘dusty, old and archaic’ King James Bible, I am here to tell you that today is not that day. No, in fact with this article we present for your consideration, you will see that the trusty KJB warned you about humans consuming humans in the great Tribulation found in the time of Jacob’s trouble thousands of years ago. We are finally catching up with the bible, please allow me to introduce you to demonic tech startup BiteLabs and their celebrity salami.
“Then said I, Lord, how long? And he answered, Until the cities be wasted without inhabitant, and the houses without man, and the land be utterly desolate, And the LORD have removed men far away, and there be a great forsaking in the midst of the land. But yet in it shall be a tenth, and it shall return, and shall be eaten: as a teil tree, and as an oak, whose substance is in them, when they cast their leaves: so the holy seed shall be the substance thereof.” Isaiah 6:11-13 (KJB)
The tithe is something that God gave to the Jews, and in the bible, the tithe is something you eat, Malachi calls it ‘meat’ for God’s ‘storehouse’, it is not money. But the tithe, or ten percent, is also a prophecy that will be fulfilled in the time of Jacob’s trouble as a tithe, or a tenth, of the Jews in Israel will be slaughtered by the armies of Antichrist and eaten from the altar. The verses I gave you from Isaiah 6 lay it out clear, plain and simple, but there are dozens more in the bible.
“And the rulers of the people dwelt at Jerusalem: the rest of the people also cast lots, to bring one of ten to dwell in Jerusalem the holy city, and nine parts to dwell in other cities.” Nehemiah 11:1 (KJB)
The One World Religion of Chrislam that Pope Francis has been so busy, and successfully I might add, building will be the end times religion of Antichrist, no question about it. The bible tells us that in Luke 21:20 that the armies of Antichrist will take Jerusalem, and Antichrist will sit in the rebuilt Temple as God. Revelation 20 shows us Jews who get beheaded for refusing the Mark of the Beast, and Psalm 16:4 shows us their blood offered as a sacrifice to Satan and drank from a cup.
“Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I, even I, am against thee, and will execute judgments in the midst of thee in the sight of the nations. And I will do in thee that which I have not done, and whereunto I will not do any more the like, because of all thine abominations. Therefore the fathers shall eat the sons in the midst of thee, and the sons shall eat their fathers; and I will execute judgments in thee, and the whole remnant of thee will I scatter into all the winds.” Ezekiel 5:8-10 (KJB)
What does all this have to do with celebrity salami from BiteLabs? Plenty. It gets you comfortable with the idea of putting human flesh in your mouth, which is wicked sin, in preparation for the coming time of Jacob’s trouble after the Pretribulation Rapture of the Church takes place. I will never, ever, knowingly eat any of this demonic garbage including the fake meat being pushed by New World Order minion Bill Gates. This unsaved world we see all around us is right now preparing themselves to meet Antichrist, we who are saved are preparing to meet Jesus Christ on Flight #777. We will leave behind the most dreadful time in human history, aren’t you glad you’re saved? If you’re not and want to be, click here to see how to have all your sins paid for before that day comes.
“For thus saith the LORD; We have heard a voice of trembling, of fear, and not of peace. Ask ye now, and see whether a man doth travail with child? wherefore do I see every man with his hands on his loins, as a woman in travail, and all faces are turned into paleness? Alas! for that day is great, so that none is like it: it is even the time of Jacob’s trouble; but he shall be saved out of it.” Jeremiah 30:5-7 (KJB)
Ellen DeGeneres salami? One company’s quest to make meat from celebrity tissue samples
FROM THE LA TIMES: “At the moment, our primary goal is to provoke discussion and debate around topics of bioethics and celebrity culture,” said Martin from the BiteLabs team. He says he wishes to remain anonymous at this time, due to the controversy surrounding the focus of the company. “We see inefficiencies, environmental hazards, and ethical problems in the world’s food production and distribution. There are exciting opportunities to disrupt these industries while opening new ways to consume celebrity culture.”
Do we believe that? This is more likely the work of provocateurs who want to start a lab meat discussion and not actually use Kanye West to make cured meat.
Here’s how it will work, according to the BiteLabs website. A sample of tissue containing myosatellite cells (the type of cells that help repair and regrow damaged muscle) will be taken from a person during a biopsy. Those cells are multiplied in a lab using a medium that acts as an artificial blood to grow muscle.
Once the cells are mature enough, they will be ground and mixed with different kinds of meat, spices, fats and oils for flavor using one of the company’s “time-honored recipes for the creation of fine cured meats.” It will then be stuffed into casings, seasoned again then dry aged and cured before packaging for distribution.
The company outlines how this type of test-tube meat would eliminate environmental and ethical concerns associated with livestock production, claiming its celebrity meat production would require less than 1% of the land used in traditional farming. The site also notes, the lab meats will not be affected by growth hormones or come into contact with any pesticides or chemicals. And as far as the celebrity angle, BiteLabs is hoping they can use celebrities to warm people up to the idea of consuming the meat.
“That is our hope, to get celebrities on board, sample their cells, and then use them to mass produce artisanal salami,” said Martin. “We’re in agile mode right now, scaling our user base and attracting celebrities as partners.”
BiteLabs has sample celebrity meat descriptions on its website written by BiteLabs representative Kevin and food designers on the BiteLab team. There are sample descriptions for James Franco, Kanye West, Jennifer Lawrence and Ellen DeGeneres. None of these celebrities are actually affiliated with the company.
In case you’re wondering, DeGeneres’ salami is described as “black pepper and garlic with a playful kick of mustard give the Ellen salami a highly approachable and well-rounded flavor.” The description notes DeGeneres’ meat would be blended with ostrich and finished with a hint of brandy and shallots. READ MORE
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